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I am princess and eat liked Angelina Jolie and I have weird dreams because I use Tumblr.


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MY SENTENCE DOES NOT EXIST. THERE IS NO 18th DAY. 

Hahaha ^ :P

Well apparently I ran away from Ke$ha and I scream at everyone because I’m not human.

Cool.

I am a fairy and Like Dr.Phil and I have weird dreams because I am a girl…. uhhh, whaat? x] hahahah! 

i kissed lauren conrad and i can rap really well because i’m just an angel.

  1. music-and-wonderful-roses reblogged this from alacoque- and added:
    I’m engaged to Angelina Jolie and I have weird dreams because I was born to be this way (ok I don’t want to be engaged...
  2. everlarks-and-mockingjays reblogged this from leodomel and added:
    I am SUPER SUPER SCARED of Justin Bieber...I’m not human. Welll, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad :p
  3. twistmefun reblogged this from yudahates and added:
    I kissed a hairbrush and I sing better than MJ because I was born to be this way...I used...
  4. alacoque- reblogged this from merakimela and added:
    I eat more than George Harrison* and I have weird dreams because I’m on crack and steriods *they didn’t have an 18 so I...
  5. leodomel reblogged this from princezuko-deactivated030811 and added:
    I’m a princess...tumblr. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  6. greatestlie reblogged this from unrestrained-as-the-breeze and added:
    I am engaged to David Archuleta and I dance badly because I use Tumblr.
  7. heeyally reblogged this from unrestrained-as-the-breeze and added:
    I KISSED YOUR BOYFRIEND AND I CAN RAP REALLY WELL BECASUE I USE TUMBLR.
  8. unrestrained-as-the-breeze reblogged this from gayviddesrosiers
  9. drumsticks-n-guitarpicks reblogged this from exequies and added:
    sing like hannah montana...i say alot of bad word cause i love fairies……
  10. doublepurple reblogged this from keepcalmandstaynerd
  11. yoursweetdecember reblogged this from sureyaabatmann and added:
    Im an angel and married to (since there no 18th ima go with the 19th ) justin bieber and can rap really well cause im...
  12. rhymingtruths reblogged this from exequies and added:
    think EXACTLY like ants...secretly like Bieber a lot ‘cause
  13. wutzatumblr reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    am an angel married to Miley Cyrus...i can rap really well
  14. maroldandhaude reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    I think exactly like Dr.Suess and i can rap really well because im on crack and steroids. ALAS! not 16 yet but.. oh well...
  15. keepcalmandstaynerd reblogged this from flying-pelican and added:
    I ran away from Lady Gaga and I have weird dreams because I love fairies -_-
  16. flying-pelican reblogged this from earthtochacha and added:
    I kissed ke$ha and I’m very quiet becasue I am a pure genius -_-
  17. sheillanadya reblogged this from earthtochacha and added:
    I am an angel and married to your boyfriend and I have weird dreams because I use tumblr.
  18. earthtochacha reblogged this from earthtomariii and added:
    I STRONGLY DISLIKE ants and I can rap really well because I use Tumblr. uh huh?
  19. imperfected-paranoia reblogged this from sofarg0ne and added:
    I think EXACTLY like Justin Bieber and can fly because of Tumblr? That’s fucked up.
  20. therealbroblog reblogged this from campshadowblood and added:
    I am engaged to Ke$ha and i have weird dreams because I’m on Crack and Steroids
  21. xvengeance6661 reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    Okay, so I sing like a spider and I can rap really well because I’m not human. LMAO! I didn’t know spiders even sung?
  22. snooki-snickers reblogged this from earthtomariii and added:
    i kissed lauren conrad and i can rap really well because i’m just an angel.
  23. merakimela reblogged this from illwaitforyouforever and added:
    I’m SUPER SUPER scared of Edward Cullen and I have weird dreams because I was born to be this way…btw it’s only coz I’m...
  24. englishsummer-rain reblogged this from pullatriggerwithoutthinking and added:
    I strongly dislike a spider and i’m a genius because i’m just really dumb. MAKES SENSE.
  25. khairikeree reblogged this from exequies and added:
    had plastic surgery to look like a piece...say a lot of bad words cause
  26. thefargalicious reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    i sing like Angelina Jolie and I’m very quiet because I use Tumblr. :/
  27. pullatriggerwithoutthinking reblogged this from callherakilljoy and added:
    I am a fairy and like Timmy Turner and secretly know magic because I use Tumblr. Fuck yeah my sentence is cool.
  28. bbbluejeans reblogged this from mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou
  29. amyappleless reblogged this from earthtoshelley
  30. yourm0sthatedfriend reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    I am engaged to Spongebob and I scream at everyone because I’m just really dumb. Yay :D
  31. dr0p-thegirl reblogged this from i-sold-my-soul-to-the-open-road and added:
    I eat more then Miley Cyrus and I have weird dreams because I am a pure genius.
  32. fyeahzackmerricksshinydick reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    Let’s see… I am a princess and eat like SPONGEBOB and can fly because I’m just really dumb.
  33. shonflows2610 reblogged this from monsturyang and added:
    april - 26 - M - 17 err ! hahaha xD
  34. earthtomariii reblogged this from yourenotaheroyourealiar and added:
    I am a fairy and Like Dr.Phil and I have weird dreams because I am a girl…. uhhh, whaat? x] hahahah!
  35. coffee-4nd-cigarettes reblogged this from shweetdreams and added:
    I am a princess and eat like Lady GaGa and dance badly because I use tumblr.
  36. doyouwantm3dead reblogged this from sureyaabatmann and added:
    I am engaged to my grandpa and I have weird dreams because I use Tumblr… Both of my grandpa’s have passed away.. And I...
  37. campshadowblood reblogged this from shweetdreams and added:
    IT DOESNT HAVE NUMBER FUCKING 18 OUTRAGED.
  38. yourenotaheroyourealiar reblogged this from callherakilljoy and added:
    Hahaha ^ :P Well apparently I ran away from Ke$ha and I scream at everyone because I’m not human. Cool.
  39. panda-neva reblogged this from crixxcrossed and added:
    I am engaged to your boyfriend and I dance badly because I use tumblr. :)))))
  40. onewayconversation reblogged this from shweetdreams and added:
    secretly like bieber alot coz...was born to be this way.